Remember the Star Wars toys of the 70’s and 80’s? All kinds of aliens and robots with strange names and cool spaceships. After the success of Transformers, Michael Bay seems determined to adapt the Star Wars propriety into a live-action movie. ”Scenarists are working hard to create an elaborate story with these Hasbro toys. We will know more about these mysterious characters. And we will have innovative special effects. Some figurines have little retractable plastic swords, these weapons will be made of a laser in the film. We call them lightsabers. ” There is no official casting yet, but Bay is looking for a young model to play the role of princess Leia.
Try to watch this without laughing. Or while laughing.
OH MY GOD THE LAST PART WITH THE DEER HOLY SHIT
Jesus, it’s like a bad horror movie.
Short hair is fucking overrated.
Oh, look at you and your short hair; you’re so fucking edgy and androgynous. How mysterious and alluring.
No, bitch. Look at MY hair. It is shiny and thick and past the middle of my back when it’s straightened, and it’s just plain awesome when it’s curly. I can do bitchy hair flips. I can do hairography. I can whip my hair back and forth.
My hair is awesome, and you look like a man.
u ok
oh.
I see how it is
as a fan of short hair I have prepared an eloquent speech:
Fuck off, it’s practical.
REMEMBER ANGELA ANACONDA THAT SHOW SCARRED ME FOR LIFE IT WAS SO SCARY BECAUSE SHE WAS EXTREMELY UGLY AND HER LAUGH AND HER VOICE EVERYTHING WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE AND THEY WERE ALL IN BLACK AND WHITE
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
Shoo-be-doo-be-doo-wop-waa
My name is Angela
And you are not
Nanette Manior is a stuck-up jerk-faced snot
and other things
- go into a bathroom after someone took a shower and you’re blinded
- eat ramen and you’re blinded
- anything slightly steamy within 5 feet of you and you’re blinded
- people constantly ask to wear your glasses
- take off your glasses and everyone thinks you’re blind…
Spend time with your SO and you get smudgy glasses…
Guys, remember:
While SUA supports the website http://hardcorecorn.com/, we are also a supporter of safe intercornse!
Remember to use corntraceptives if you don’t want to be popping out kernels. Things such as birth corntrol are pretty effective in preventing this.
Always carry a cobdom around, just in case you and your partner suddenly get a little corney. Don’t worry if it feels weird, you can still have an a-maize-ing time!
